I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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