I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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