She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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