We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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