and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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