We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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