last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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