I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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