Do vagina's smell?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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