better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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