I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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