We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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