He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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