You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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