I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
wow bdsm is so cute
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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