I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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