Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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