I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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