I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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