Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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