protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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