he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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