i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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