is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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