Christians are straight up FREAKS
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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