Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
