I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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