Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
