just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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