No awkward lesbian experiences without me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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