it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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