Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I want to have your abortion
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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