and you said cock pushups were impossible
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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