we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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