There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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