he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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