I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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