If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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