I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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