i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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