Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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