we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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