why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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