PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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