I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
you would pick up someone in the library
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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