even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
handjob tips. give me some.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
