Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
soo... how was my night?
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