I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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