Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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