He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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