how can u be prego again
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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