so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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