the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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