these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
