But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Couch. On fire.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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