well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Panties = found
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